Physically, I have them, but throughout my life, it seems they’ve been snipped from me ever since all the disappointment in high school.  I didn’t have such a fruitful time back then with relationships… Actually, you can count all the relationships I’ve ever had on one hand.  I’m sure that my physical appearance is big a factor, but from what I’ve been told, a lot of it has to do with your confidence, and in that department, I am lacking.

It’s gotten so bad that I have this really shitty defense mechanism where whenever I develop any kind of feeling for someone, I am determined to not tell the target of my affections anything about it at all.  That’s what sucks the most about the way that I am, because I know for sure, after talking about it with some of my crushes lately, that I really did have a chance.  And that fills me with a lot of regret.

Balls.